The Locust - Plague Soundscapes LP

1. Recyclable Body Fluids in Human Form

2. Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy

3. Solar Panel Asses

4. Live From the Russian Compound

5. Earwax Halo Manufactured For the Champion in All of Us

6. Wet Dream War Machine

7. Listen, The Mighty Ear Is Here

8. Who Wants a Dose of the Clap?

9. Teenage Mustache

10. How to Become a Virgin

11. Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better

12. Late For a Double Date With a Pile of Atoms in the Water Closet

13. File Under Soft Core Seizures

14. Practiced Hatred

15. Psst! Is That a Halfie in Your Pants?

16. Half-Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office, The

17. Pulling the Christmas Pig by the Wrong Pair of Ears

18. Can We Please Get Another Nail in the Coffin of Culture Theft?

19. Your Mantel Disguised as a Psychic Sasquatch

20. Twenty-Three Lubed up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur

21. Captain Gaydar It's Time to Wind Your Clock Again

22. Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed

23. Pickup Truck Full of Forty Minutes